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Futureship

A relationship between two people who want to be together and are committed to each other, but cannot be in an official relationship due to circumstances outside their control. Unlike a situationship, both people share the same intentions, see a future together, and are actively working toward a point where they can make the relationship official.
“We’re basically together, but because of the distance between us and circumstances outside our control, an official relationship isn’t possible right now. We both want to be together and are working toward closing that gap so we can make it happen in the future. We’re in a futureship.”
Futureship by Ohhellokira July 1, 2026
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futureshipping

An adorable Ninjago ship between the characters Acronix and Cyrus Borg! ^^
“What do you ship?”
“Futureshipping, ofc!”
futureshipping by Swxninjagoxmarvel September 7, 2020

futureshop!! 

A place that does not actually exist, but if it did would provide an immediate solution.

After a heavy dilema is presented, or a period of silence falls, it is appropriate to call out, "Quick! To the futureshop!!" The idea is that the solution will be within the futureshop!!

The two exclaimation points are totally required, even if it isn't the last word in the sentence.
Guy: Crap, I can't find my hat.
Guy2: Quick! To the futureshop!!
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Guy: Hey guys, what's new.
Guy2: Absolutely nothing man. We even tried cleaning out the futureshop!! but even that couldn't break this boredom.
futureshop!! by Cap'n Awesome April 27, 2005

futureshipping

An adorable Ninjago ship between the characters Acronix and Cyrus Borg! ^^
“Who do you ship?”
“Futureshipping ofc!!”
futureshipping by Swxninjagoxmarvel September 7, 2020

FutureHistory 

something SO!! good and great it's better than perfect it's future history one day in the future kids will be learning about it in class during history lessons
1 i'm the future man i'm futurehistory,
2 Damn she's fine - she's futurehistory,
3 this gang, were future history right here in the making scoobs.
FutureHistory by FutureHistory April 25, 2006

futureshop 

the place for all computer rip-offs
futureshop sales: "To play DOOM 3 in the highest details, you need a GeForce FX5200 video card. It's currently the most top-of-the-line video card and it only costs $850. It's one of the most popular products sold here. Oh and make sure to buy an extended 20 years warranty for $200. Have a nice day."
futureshop by the guy August 2, 2004

futureshipping

One of the most purest ships in Ninjago, with Acronix and Cyrus Borg!!!
“Hey, what’s your favourite ship?”
“Futureshipping, ofc!!”
futureshipping by Swxninjagoxmarvel September 7, 2020