futondom

A type of fabric cover used on futons to prevent leaking of bodily fluids on the cushion during sexual intercourse.

My roommate bought a futondom last week so he and his girlfriend could have sex on the futon without getting spooge on it.

by Randall November 1, 2004

futonomous

used as an adjective in any situation
(the point is to not have anyone know what it means)

Your crotch rocket is futonomous.
That dinner was futonomous, Mom!

by leanlikeachola April 5, 2008