futondom

A type of fabric cover used on futons to prevent leaking of bodily fluids on the cushion during sexual intercourse.

My roommate bought a futondom last week so he and his girlfriend could have sex on the futon without getting spooge on it.

by Randall November 01, 2004

cock block

When some dude is about to fucking rail you in the ass, but you slide your hand in at the last second to block the cock!

He ripped off my pants and bent me over, but I pulled a cock block.

by Randall March 05, 2005

kook

Someone who knows alot about a little talked about subject in order to feel superior to others.

K Keepers
O of
O odd
K Knowledge

Many Barry went on and on about that 9/11 conspiracy theory. He's quite a kook.

by Randall December 18, 2004

halaw

The truest word in the dictionary, it means ur a true one, it also means "hello" in a boaterized way

Halaw bertit cacaw!

by Randall December 28, 2003

Funky Butt Pirate

Extremely GAY male who openly displays his gayness with freakishly GAY attire.

Look at that Funky Butt Pirate wearing that Gay green and white feather boa and a hot pink shirt with nut cutting khaki shorts. I'm sure he's a plume butt.

by Randall March 14, 2005

plume butt

A person who suffers from plume butt often. This is usually the result of repeated anal sex.

That fag Joey is a plume butt.

by Randall March 14, 2005

camel toe

womans pussy lips so big they eat the seam of her pants.when the pants is pulled down to the knees and the pussy is still in them.

that girl's camel toe was so big it looked like two sides of beef hanging down

by randall March 22, 2003