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fatmobile
The motorized wheelchair shopping cart that gigantically fat people use at the grocery store because they are to fat and lazy to walk.
I spent two hours setting up a soup display at work and then suddenly some lard ass wrecked into it with a fatmobile.
fatmobile by chester B. Arthur December 9, 2008
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Fudmobile
Also known as "the fud"
A crap car. Regularly wont start, has things falling off it, faulty instrument panels and rust...hell yeah. More likely to be stolen than sold.
Apart from its faults, immensly fun to drive as it doesn't matter if you smash it up.
A repair bill is dreaded on this vehicle as you will need to remortgage.
In brief a real shitter of a car
A crap car. Regularly wont start, has things falling off it, faulty instrument panels and rust...hell yeah. More likely to be stolen than sold.
Apart from its faults, immensly fun to drive as it doesn't matter if you smash it up.
A repair bill is dreaded on this vehicle as you will need to remortgage.
In brief a real shitter of a car
Nucking Futjob
A way to degrade an individual without actually cursing/swearing or being censored by comment moderators.
Nucking Futjob by BenMx March 30, 2011
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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