furious bat

1. The act of masturbation which involves a glass shower door and several litres of blood and semen (ratio of blood to semen differs from person to person and frequency of said act). Typically performed when regular meat beating just doesn't cut it.

See also furious masturbation.

2. An extremely angry nocturnal winged mammal.

Ex 1. "John? What are you doing in the bathroom? You've been in there for over half an hour. You're not having a furious bat are you?"

Ex 2. "Dude, I went into the cave, didn't find any water, only furious bats."

furious bat by Snopek November 10, 2008

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furiousballed

The feeling of inadequacy one gets when attempting to come up with a witty blog comment only to find that someone else beat you to it with something twisted, head scratching and ridonkulously funny.

I tried to leave a comment on The Bloggess, but I saw it had already been furiousballed.

furiousballed by FatGreta March 13, 2008

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furiousbait

to masterbait while angry; to punish your penis

"When I am mad at it, I furiousbait."

furiousbait by Matt Telephonecord February 17, 2006

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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