furious bat 

1. The act of masturbation which involves a glass shower door and several litres of blood and semen (ratio of blood to semen differs from person to person and frequency of said act). Typically performed when regular meat beating just doesn't cut it.

See also furious masturbation.

2. An extremely angry nocturnal winged mammal.

Ex 1. "John? What are you doing in the bathroom? You've been in there for over half an hour. You're not having a furious bat are you?"

Ex 2. "Dude, I went into the cave, didn't find any water, only furious bats."

furious bat by Snopek November 10, 2008

furiousballed 

The feeling of inadequacy one gets when attempting to come up with a witty blog comment only to find that someone else beat you to it with something twisted, head scratching and ridonkulously funny.

I tried to leave a comment on The Bloggess, but I saw it had already been furiousballed.

furiousballed by FatGreta March 13, 2008

furiousbait 

to masterbait while angry; to punish your penis

"When I am mad at it, I furiousbait."

furiousbait by Matt Telephonecord February 17, 2006