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furiousballed 

The feeling of inadequacy one gets when attempting to come up with a witty blog comment only to find that someone else beat you to it with something twisted, head scratching and ridonkulously funny.
I tried to leave a comment on The Bloggess, but I saw it had already been furiousballed.
furiousballed by FatGreta March 13, 2008
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furiousity 

A mixture of anger and curiousity. Originally defined by Kyle Macdonald in his book when he traded down to a measly snowglobe in his "One Red Paperclip" campaign.

The ultimate aim was to trade up to a house. When Kyle traded from "one afternoon with Alice Cooper", (which was already a step down from "one year in Phoenix") to a stupid ass snowglobe, evidently, his fans were outraged. If they knew about his secret deal with Corbin Bernsen though, they wouldn't be so outraged at all.

Kyle observed a mixed range of emotions. The two key emotions that he observed were anger and curiousity.

Furiousity was born.
Holy shit dude! Did you hear? That stupid motherfucker Kyle Macdonald traded an afternoon with Alice Cooper to a fucking snowglobe! A SNOWGLOBE! What was he thinking? There is sure gonna be lot of furiousity!
furiousity by Mr. Noital March 23, 2009
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026