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Turd Furguson
A very shitty person who often smells like he or she was passed from the bowels of an 80 year old woman.
Turd Furguson by Balls with Nuts October 16, 2008
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Le Sex Furguson
The art of successfully satisfying 50 women in one day and then proceeding to call Stud McNaughty to brag about your conquest!
Le Sex Furguson by Le Sex Furguson October 2, 2020
Fergusoned
Heather was fergusoned in the parking lot when the police moved in and the protesters scattered like roaches.
Fergusoned by SnowApeKing February 21, 2015
Ferguson Traffic
When there is traffic on roadways, but it involves large masses of people standing with their hands up or laying in the street mimicking a crime scene.
Emily: "Why were you late to school today Becky?"
Becky: "Oh I was stuck in Ferguson traffic. A guy stood in front of my car with his hands up for 10 minutes."
Becky: "Oh I was stuck in Ferguson traffic. A guy stood in front of my car with his hands up for 10 minutes."
Ferguson Traffic by dadzii December 9, 2014
Tony Ferguson
Tony Ferguson by Tearygravy27 October 8, 2019
Pulling a Ferguson
In East Texas this is the act of calling into work on an excessive basis and suffering no repercussion.
Pulling a Ferguson by Psycrow February 4, 2014
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
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kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.