fergusonian 

The act of offering advice without adequate life experience to back it up.

"Joe": Fred. Listen. Listen to me for a second. This is what women want:
"Fred": How do you know what women want?
"Joe": I don't. But hear me out here...
"Fred": Why, are you a woman?
"Joe": Shut up.
"Fred": "Joe," sometimes you're so...Fergusonian...

fergusonian by TomServo0 March 8, 2004

Fergasonian 

A type of approach that some teachers use frequently when teaching a lesson (most common in US studies). It's where a teacher goes so deep into an example it is as if there is no turning back to bring the conversation back to the original topic. This deep example starts to feel more like a crazy tangeant. It often makes students forget what class they are in.

Colleague: What? How did we go from talking about American industrialization to talking about child prostitutes?

Other Colleague: oh that's just Mr. Phoenix's Fergasonian approach to that topic. Don't worry, he always says you'll be fully prepared for the exam.

Fergasonian by HiggyBare January 10, 2017

Fergusoning 

Sticking a large stick into someone's rectum and moving it in and out extremely fast until they are dead.

Oh My God! Caitlyn Was Fergusoning that person over there.

Fergusoning by Pseudonymter June 5, 2022