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Blocky's Funny Doings International 

Blocky's Show where he does some Funny Doings
currently shut off because of pranking in a court case
Blocky: Hey guys! For a prank, use Firey's ferris wheel stand to dispense water on Gelatin! He'll get ultra soggy, unable to do anything! When recovered, repeat! Isn't that funny? Hahahahahah! {This program was brought you by Blocky's Funny Doings International.}

not funny didn't laugh 

Not funny, didn't laugh. Used when you see or hear an unfunny or cringe meme/joke.
Gluten: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Oatmeal: why?
Gluten: To get to the other side!
Oatmeal: Not funny didn't laugh

funny dump 

Masturbating while taking a crap. A solo blumpkin.
I'm so frustrated I'm gonna go take a funny dump.
funny dump by dj shitdog October 24, 2007

alex is not funny day 

Every year in March 22 emerges a special day called ALEX IS NOT FUNNY DAY. To all you alexes I wish you a happy Alex is not funny day :)
Alex: hi!

You: your not funny

Alex:why

You: because it is national Alex is not funny day
alex is not funny day by ΜΑρ March 20, 2021

Blocky's Funny doings International 

A corporation that has been arrested for perjury in court
This program has been brought to you by Blocky's Funny Doings International
Initially used to describe when on a night out you have too much to drink and do something embrassing, throw up or have to go home early because your too drunk.

Its use has now expanding to describe generally when unfortunate things happen or things go wrong e.g. things breaking, arguments, not feeling well, getting in a bad mood.
"I went out on saturday and had a funny do, had to go home at 12, too much vodka"

When your phone has broken: "My phones having a funny do"

When youve had an argument with someone: "Im having a funny do with Tom"

"Ive got so much work to do, I think I might have a funny do"

"Im so tired I might have a funny do"
Funny do by Vickyminaj January 3, 2012
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026
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