Person1: And he turned himself into a pickle and now he wants to be called "Pickle Jerry" funniest shit I've ever seen Person2: Have you started doing cocaine again?
The only part of a newspaper worth looking at. Located beside or near the crossword puzzles and cryptoquote. Famous funnies include Garfield, Family Circus, Andy Capp, and Peanuts.
Paper Boy - "Here's your paper, Susan."
Oliver (to Susan) - "Would you mind passing me the funnies once you're done?"