Funnies

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The only part of a newspaper worth looking at. Located beside or near the crossword puzzles and cryptoquote. Famous funnies include Garfield, Family Circus, Andy Capp, and Peanuts.

Paper Boy - "Here's your paper, Susan."
Oliver (to Susan) - "Would you mind passing me the funnies once you're done?"

Funnies by TangClock February 16, 2009

Words you can keep

Funnies

A plural exclamation of extreme humourosity.

OR

When followed by a question mark, a needy request to find out whether a joke has been accepted or not.

Girl 1: That is funnies!
Girl 2: Did you just say fannies?
Girl 1: No! That mishearing was what one might call 'funnies'!

OR

Girl 1: What's brown and sticky?
Girl 2: ...
Girl 1: A stick!
Girl 2: ...
Girl 1: ...funnies?

Funnies by Maria Gonzales September 13, 2008

Funnies

Expression of amusement.

Funnies innit.

Funnies by EstellaFross October 17, 2019

funnies

A privately traded stock reflecting the current capacity to entertain and/or cause a laughter.

Yo you made me laugh, you just longed the funnies my guy.
Wow, Dylan is totally shorting the funnies.

funnies by anonymous April 30, 2021

Funnies User

Nerd who will NEVER get married.

"Dave barely ever goes outside, he's such a funnies user."

Funnies User by JuanHorse1 July 6, 2021

Funnies me out

It means it’s so funny and cringe at the the same time .

That TikTok funnies me out !

Funnies me out by Aquagxox July 25, 2021

no funnies

When you want someone to know your completely seriouse

Yassine: yo I just failed Patrick’s test no funnies

Daniela : yeah that test was hard as fuck

no funnies by Yazzy123 May 27, 2018

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026