Funnies

The only part of a newspaper worth looking at. Located beside or near the crossword puzzles and cryptoquote. Famous funnies include Garfield, Family Circus, Andy Capp, and Peanuts.

Paper Boy - "Here's your paper, Susan."
Oliver (to Susan) - "Would you mind passing me the funnies once you're done?"

by TangClock February 16, 2009

Funnies

A plural exclamation of extreme humourosity.

OR

When followed by a question mark, a needy request to find out whether a joke has been accepted or not.

Girl 1: That is funnies!
Girl 2: Did you just say fannies?
Girl 1: No! That mishearing was what one might call 'funnies'!

OR

Girl 1: What's brown and sticky?
Girl 2: ...
Girl 1: A stick!
Girl 2: ...
Girl 1: ...funnies?

by Maria Gonzales August 17, 2006

Funnies

Expression of amusement.

Funnies innit.

by EstellaFross October 17, 2019

funny funny

Funny funny: 1, when you something is funny because of the irony of it. 2, when someone lies but you know the truth and it’s funny watching them make excuses.
3. When ur pissed off/annoyed or in the heat of an argument and you do the deep laugh as you shake your head in disbelief.

1. Being lied to when you know the truth is funny funny
2. *When someone says something which you haven’t heard before about yourself ie rumours* ohh that’s funny funny

by 2short4thetopshelf July 26, 2019

Funny-not funny

When an idea first strikes you at funny, then you quickly realize its seriousness, and the funniness disappears, leaving you only with the feeling of how not funny it really is.

Hey, wouldn't it be funny if Donald Trump actually won the election and became President of the United States?! Wait, funny-not funny.

by squarloey December 31, 2017

The Funni

What Poland really wants to do when enacting NATO art. 5, AKA nuclear annihilation.

"Do it Poland, do The Funni, press the button"

by April 13, 2022

funny

The fact that you're wasting time looking up "funny".

That's funny.

by Mr Irrelevant May 22, 2016