functified
The clerk at Radio Shack, not wanting to admit that he broke the patron's watch while attempting to change the battery, explained it off as saying, "This watch is functified!"
functified by Rich Friedland December 15, 2008
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Functified
I need to go home to use the restroom, that ladies' room at the Wal-Mart was functified. It should be condemned by the board of health.
Functified by Turkey Trot December 28, 2010
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funktified grille
When the attractiveness of an individual is voided by their smile displaying their unattractive teeth.
funktified grille by Missy MoMo August 16, 2009
Factified
"Being scared of spiders is called having arachnophobia". Mason said.
"No it's not" Tom said.
"Yes, it's proven, you just got factified". Mason said
"No it's not" Tom said.
"Yes, it's proven, you just got factified". Mason said
Factified by mmcphee2403 April 29, 2019
funktified
funktified by Cutie Woman October 9, 2003
Funstified
To be lured in and seduced by a man with long wavy hair who plays in his own metal band and loves dinosaurs, and who also built his own guitar and his an uncanny ability at cathcing gophers. Essentially it is every girl's dream to experience the magic of funstification...and maybe some men as well. Particularly men who work out too much and have a metrosexual accent and wear other people's coats.
1. I had such a great night, I acted like a slut and got funstified by some guy with great hair who built his own guitar. Just looking at him I felt my nipples stiffen and I got all wet.
2. That girl didn't stand a chance, she was funstified before she knew what was going on.
2. That girl didn't stand a chance, she was funstified before she knew what was going on.
Funstified by The Scotian September 24, 2009
funkified
Adj 1.Fortified with Funkiness, brimming and overflowing with Funk, a fountain of Funk. 2.To become so overwhelmed by funk as to render un-usable or unwanted.
1.Parliament--Mothership Connection--"Unfunky UFO": "Deep in pain I called the names of some funkified friends of mine." 2. "Her nappy dugout's all funkified"
funkified by Dr "Chemical" Eagle Sperm-Cannon, LSD May 17, 2003
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