fucktified
fucktified by Bear Arms February 27, 2011
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fucktized
fucktized by Chicletsthegoose November 14, 2020
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fucktified • fuckified • funktified • Fucklified • Fucktafied • funktified grille • functified • Factified • FUCKAFIED • fuckdafied
fucktigued
When you've been fucking for so goddamn long that you're completely exhausted.
Incapacitated with post-orgasm fatigue.
Incapacitated with post-orgasm fatigue.
My girlfriend came to visit this weekend so I'm too fucktigued to go to work today.
I just bought a new vibrator! I'm going to be totally fucktigued tonight.
I just bought a new vibrator! I'm going to be totally fucktigued tonight.
fucktigued by apacherose1713 November 23, 2010
funktified grille
When the attractiveness of an individual is voided by their smile displaying their unattractive teeth.
funktified grille by Missy MoMo August 16, 2009
Factified
"Being scared of spiders is called having arachnophobia". Mason said.
"No it's not" Tom said.
"Yes, it's proven, you just got factified". Mason said
"No it's not" Tom said.
"Yes, it's proven, you just got factified". Mason said
Factified by mmcphee2403 April 29, 2019
funktified
funktified by Cutie Woman October 9, 2003
Funstified
To be lured in and seduced by a man with long wavy hair who plays in his own metal band and loves dinosaurs, and who also built his own guitar and his an uncanny ability at cathcing gophers. Essentially it is every girl's dream to experience the magic of funstification...and maybe some men as well. Particularly men who work out too much and have a metrosexual accent and wear other people's coats.
1. I had such a great night, I acted like a slut and got funstified by some guy with great hair who built his own guitar. Just looking at him I felt my nipples stiffen and I got all wet.
2. That girl didn't stand a chance, she was funstified before she knew what was going on.
2. That girl didn't stand a chance, she was funstified before she knew what was going on.
Funstified by The Scotian September 24, 2009
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