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funkernut 

someone who is a right out imbecile, that often makes stupid and rash decisions.
Ryan, you really are a funkernut for ejaculating and evacuating.
funkernut by anonymous May 1, 2024
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Funkerdunker 

man who like very hardcore gay sex
That is one bad flunkerdunker
Funkerdunker by GorTarD October 24, 2003

fuckernaut 

An unstoppable asshole, (combination of the words Fucker and Juggernaut)
That guy at the bar was a real fuckernaut!
fuckernaut by ReconfigureYou March 22, 2010

fingernut 

Fondling of the nuts.
The cop search was so thorough I even got a fingernut.
fingernut by dopemelxl July 24, 2009

fuckernugget 

1. A derogatory word used against your oppponent when playing Call of Duty, whether online or splitscreen. When playing splitscreen, the insult is followed by a punch to the arm.

2. A loser in general.
ex 1: Joe: "YOU KNIFED ME YOU FUCKING FUCLERNUGGET TAKE THIS YOU HOE!
Tom: "OW MY ARM!"

ex 2: Look at Jimmy, he's a total fuckernugget.
fuckernugget by DaCamster November 6, 2009
Sweaty nutsacs that are SO funky they smell like month old rotton cauliflower.
"Oh god man, I can smell your funkynuts all the way over here, I'm gonna pass out if you don't put your boxers back on"
funkynuts by Melissa January 21, 2004

funkentelechy

Literally, "the actualization of the Funk, rather than its potential." Its something about the music that gets into your soul. It is what powers the bop gun. It is the antithesis of the Placebo Syndrome

In other words, its when the music reaches its ultimate climax and becomes the best that it can be, a power so strong that no force on earth can stop it. Everyone must get up and dance. Dance I say, dance!
Funkentelechy is what puts a glide and your stride and a dip in your hip.
funkentelechy by Mav March 16, 2004
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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