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fuckernutter 

A jackass, one who has bong smoke of the brain, a person who is a complete moron.
Look at that war protester, he is a real fuckernutter.
fuckernutter by Jay Dog April 9, 2003
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fuckernutter 

Similar to a fluffernutter, but made during sex with peanut butter and semen and fed to the woman.
I blew my load onto the bread, spread some peanut butter on the other slice, put them together and stuffed it in her mouth. She loved that fuckernutter.
fuckernutter by BJ23 December 29, 2007

fuckernutter 

A person that has sexual relations with wooden objects.
You are such a fuckernutter I bet those cigar indian carvings get you off?
fuckernutter by mike signorelli October 27, 2003

Fucknutter 

It’s just a great word that can be used in anger or jest.
Listen fucknutter!…
Fucknutter by Deathesquire August 22, 2023

Fucknuttery

Someone doing something as if they were a "fuck nut", or the actions of one.
I leave for a few minutes, and when I return all I see is a bunch of fucknuttery!
Fucknuttery by DX November 29, 2004

fucknuttery

Fucknuttery
1. The resultant actions/behaviour of being a fucknut.
2. Specifically in the context of belief systems. Use most often to refer to religious behaviour in preference to common sense.
See: Major Religions (and also the minor ones)
Preaching abstinence as sex education is pure fucknuttery.
It was fucknuttery when he told them that condoms would not save them from AIDS.
Fighting for peace the same sort of fucknuttery as screwing for virginity.
fucknuttery by thespacecadet July 17, 2014

fucknuttery

1:When someone does something incredibly stupid their actions are an example of fucknuttery.

2:When someone is able to be described as a fuck nut anything they may do is an example of fucknuttery.

see also fuck nut
Man 1: did you see jay?
man 2: no I did not what did he do?

man 1 : It was some real fucknuttery , he tried to make out with my sister.
man 2: That is some real stupid shit, he is such a fuck nut.
fucknuttery by Wardog1155 July 25, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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