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Funked-Up Monkey Junk
Bob: Josh bit Joe on the ear!
Jim: I know, it's crazy!
Random man: That is some funked-up monkey junk!
Everyone in the vicinity: YUP!
Jim: I know, it's crazy!
Random man: That is some funked-up monkey junk!
Everyone in the vicinity: YUP!
Funked-Up Monkey Junk by Youttttt November 29, 2011
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that's actually fucked up
THE main phrase used by Norman “Nick”. He usually uses this line when he feels like something really fucked up was conspired against him. This is a common way that Norman “Nick” voices his displeasure.
*the avetards broke into Norman “Nick”’s room and brought his PS4 downstairs so they could play in the living room*
Norman “Nick”: “Yo did y’all steal my PS4 and bring it downstairs?”
Noah: “Um, possibly”
Norman “Nick”: “Dude, you know that's actually fucked up, right?”
Norman “Nick”: “Yo Henry, that's actually fucked up right?”
Norman “Nick”: “Yo did y’all steal my PS4 and bring it downstairs?”
Noah: “Um, possibly”
Norman “Nick”: “Dude, you know that's actually fucked up, right?”
Norman “Nick”: “Yo Henry, that's actually fucked up right?”
that's actually fucked up by TurnM3Up April 16, 2020
fucked up repugnant shit
An exclamation made when some: gangsta shit goes down; someone gets fucked up or mutilated; or just some nasty shit is viewed by the person making the statement.
Used by Samuel L. Jackson on more than one on screen occasion.
Used by Samuel L. Jackson on more than one on screen occasion.
fucked up repugnant shit by Explain June 26, 2007
I'm So Fucked Up
What you say when you just masturbated to completion regarding anything you deem as immoral or are disgusted by now looking back on it.
Person fapping to a girl in a coma, just completed: *raises hand, palm faced upward with semen all over* I'm so fucked up.
I'm So Fucked Up by Evangelion Fan 02 November 7, 2019
fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower.
1. A degree of disorder, disarray, or confusion that is generally the result of either the long-term mismanagement of a process or the sudden, explosive collapse of a short-term project.
2. Advanced intoxication. Individual is minutes away from vomiting, blackout, arrest, or a beatdown. Generally used in West or Central Texas.
2. Advanced intoxication. Individual is minutes away from vomiting, blackout, arrest, or a beatdown. Generally used in West or Central Texas.
1.) J: "How bad was the condition of the jobsite you visited?"
D: "Man, they have got that place fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."
2.) F: "That guy has been drinking all day."
L: "He's fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."
D: "Man, they have got that place fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."
2.) F: "That guy has been drinking all day."
L: "He's fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."
fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower. by jcodya December 22, 2009
you fucked up my face
you fucked up my face by MemeLord4063 June 10, 2018
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