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funkay monkay 

term used to describe a crazy person or one that acts like a monkey
Nelson Zheng is such a funkay monkay!
funkay monkay by bokcheelo January 13, 2003
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funkay monkay 

used to describe crazy people
Jason Liau is such a funkay monkay.
funkay monkay by angel grl April 17, 2003

Funday Monday 

This is the name of a Starcraft 2 show by Day9. On mondays he asks users to submit replays where the players are constrained by particular rules to make the games more interesting. Funday Monday typically gains larger audiences than Day9's other shows.
Why is that guy massing queens? Must be funday monday.
Funday Monday by Jash9 March 4, 2011

Funday Monday 

The most popular segment of the Day9 Dailies, the StarCraft II video podcast of Sean "Day9" Plott.

The basic idea: Day9 sez, "Here's an arbitrary restriction(s) that usually negatively affects your gameplay. Send me a video of a match in which you adhere to said restriction (singular or plural), and maaaaaaaybe I'll feature it on my vodcast."

The results:
-Ladder rankings for many people get fucked over. Some think this is the intent of Day9.
-Many people hope their matches will be featured on Day9's weekly Funday Monday segment.
-Said people usually use Day9 as an excuse for their bad gameplay when attempting Funday Mondays.
"It's Funday Monday! Let's see how I've fucked over the StarCraft II ladder rankings this week." -Day9

*at beginning of match*
Player 1: glhf
Player 2: u2
*at end of match, when Player 2 is losing rather badly*
Player 1: You've been playing rather badly. Kinda odd...
Player 2: Day9 made me do it!
Player 1: oic

hunky funky monkey 

a hot guy who scarily similar to a monkey, yet still has it going on. Computer adicted usually.
hunky funky monkey:brown/gray hair, blue eyes, well dressed or t-shirt and jeans with chips and soda stains, with massive, and I mean massive, ears that could kill Dumbo with a single swipe.

Funky Monkey 

The mixing of small amounts of left over alchohol to form a strong drink.
After the big party we made a funky monkey with the leftover booze.
Funky Monkey by Chelc June 18, 2004

the funky monkey dance

what dumbass 13 year old boys call sex.
I totally wanna do the funky monkey dance with Amy.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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