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funkay monkay 

used to describe crazy people
Jason Liau is such a funkay monkay.
funkay monkay by angel grl April 17, 2003

Funday Monday 

This is the name of a Starcraft 2 show by Day9. On mondays he asks users to submit replays where the players are constrained by particular rules to make the games more interesting. Funday Monday typically gains larger audiences than Day9's other shows.
Why is that guy massing queens? Must be funday monday.
Funday Monday by Jash9 March 4, 2011

Funday Monday 

The most popular segment of the Day9 Dailies, the StarCraft II video podcast of Sean "Day9" Plott.

The basic idea: Day9 sez, "Here's an arbitrary restriction(s) that usually negatively affects your gameplay. Send me a video of a match in which you adhere to said restriction (singular or plural), and maaaaaaaybe I'll feature it on my vodcast."

The results:
-Ladder rankings for many people get fucked over. Some think this is the intent of Day9.
-Many people hope their matches will be featured on Day9's weekly Funday Monday segment.
-Said people usually use Day9 as an excuse for their bad gameplay when attempting Funday Mondays.
"It's Funday Monday! Let's see how I've fucked over the StarCraft II ladder rankings this week." -Day9

*at beginning of match*
Player 1: glhf
Player 2: u2
*at end of match, when Player 2 is losing rather badly*
Player 1: You've been playing rather badly. Kinda odd...
Player 2: Day9 made me do it!
Player 1: oic

hunky funky monkey 

a hot guy who scarily similar to a monkey, yet still has it going on. Computer adicted usually.
hunky funky monkey:brown/gray hair, blue eyes, well dressed or t-shirt and jeans with chips and soda stains, with massive, and I mean massive, ears that could kill Dumbo with a single swipe.

Funky Monkey 

The mixing of small amounts of left over alchohol to form a strong drink.
After the big party we made a funky monkey with the leftover booze.
Funky Monkey by Chelc June 18, 2004

the funky monkey dance

what dumbass 13 year old boys call sex.
I totally wanna do the funky monkey dance with Amy.
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