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Fundamentalists

NOPE! NOPE! THE WHOLE THING! THE WHOLE ENTIRE THING! ALL OF IT!
A Moron "The fundamentalists-"

Hym "NOPE! All of them. The entire point... Of religion... Is to get other people to do it... Or generate consequences for not doing it... With either action or inaction... And breed more people to do the thing... All of them. Religion is bad. Entirely antithetical to freedom. It is literally a slavery incest cult. Stop calling it 'whiteness.' Stop calling it 'settler colonialism.' Stop calling it 'nationalism.' Stop calling it 'fundamentalism.' What does it even mean, 'fundamentalist?' Which Christians are the good Christians? 'The Christians who don't bastardize the text in such a way that's inconvenient for me and my political views.' Those are the 'Non-fundamentalist' Christians. Get that shit out of here. They're bad. The religion is evil. Promoting the religion is bad. Bad. Get rid of it. It's the whole-ass religion. Not just the fundamentalist. All of them. They aren't relatively better than one another. By being a part of it (much like weaponized schizophrenia) they demonstrate their willingness to deny reality, lie, and impose their will on others.
by Hym Iam February 28, 2024
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Islamic Fundamentalists

Islamic Fundamentalists , as with Christian Fundamentalists, are Muslims who take the Qu'ran literally 100%.

Those who believe that secular states should be replaced with theocracys.

A conservative movement withen Islam.

Also used by conservative western journalists to describe any Muslim, as to indirectly incite hatred of peacefull Muslims in general.
'dem islamo-facists and al'kayda are tryin to turn my boy into a towel head.

Fox News: Islamic Fundamentalists will break into your house and rape your wife if you don't vote for bush. National Security!!!
by Boooody September 4, 2006
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greenback-fundalmentalist

someone who is a zealot for money or lets money dictate their worldview;the philosophy of money
mr smithers is a greenback-fundalmentalist
by revtriggafinga October 13, 2008
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gaygreenback-fundalmentalist

someone who is a zealot for money but happens to be gay;money dictates their worldview
that gay billionaire is a
"gaygreenback-fundalmentalist"
by reverend.triggafinga October 13, 2008
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Fundamentalist

A person who takes their religion so literally and to such extremes that they contradict the very basis of their faith. They typically believe in a literal, verbatim interpretation of their scripture. They also have ridiculous, childish defenses to intelligent criticism of their beliefs that border on insanity. The level of hypocrisy and stupidity most of these people exhibit is truly profound.

Prime examples of fundamentalists are the geniuses who call themselves Christians and march around with signs that say "GOD HATES FAGS," seriously suggest that the earth is 6,000 years old when an overwhelming amount of scientific evidence proves otherwise, or tell women that they are filthy when they are menstruating (because it's in the Bible, you know).

Fundamentalists in general give religion a bad name. By definiition, it is impossible for any religion or belief structure that is centered on love, compassion, understanding, and forgiveness (most of the major religions are) to be anything but great. However, when people watch the news and see these dumbasses parading around with their "THANK GOD FOR AIDS - FAGS GO TO HELL" signs and calling themselves Christians, it tends to leave a bad taste in the mouth.

See also asshat.
Jerry Falwell blamed the 9/11 attacks on the wrath of God, which he claims was incited by gays, lesbians, and pornography. He's a fundamentalist.
by Matrexius March 3, 2005
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fundamentalist cop

a police officer who strictly abides by the letter of the law
For a fundamentalist cop, a car going 27 in a 25 mph zone warrants a ticket.
by kris takahashi December 31, 2009
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Fundamentalist

An adherent of a religion (especially Protestant Christianity but can also be Catholicism, Mormonism, Islam, Judaism, Hinduism or other faith), characterized by a rigid orthodoxy, a belief in absolute inerrancy and infallibility of a religion's scripture, founder, or primitive organization, a reactionary stance in social and political matters as well as religious, and usually rejection of modern scholarship and scientific question of relgious myth and doctrine: also fundamentalism.
Fundamentalists dominate newer, smaller and more radical Christian denominations, especially Pentecostal and independent Baptist, but have had limited success in mainline Protestant bodies, except for the Southern Baptist Convention.
by LudwigVan November 10, 2003
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