fumpring 

Dumplings stuffed with burnt chicken and served with tomato soup

Can I have one order of fumprings?

fumpring by iliketoeatmygosh January 5, 2017

fumping 

When someone gets fucked and dumped immediately thereafter. Usually by a frat boy.

J: "I really don't see the point in fumping!"
A: "I heard Kiki was fumped by Cedric the other day. Poor her."
J: "What an asshole. But what did you expect from a frat boy such as him..."

fumping by thre macs no cheezes January 6, 2021

Fumprin 

Using the right words or actions, at the right time to get the best result.
Being in the zone while orating or writing.

He was in the zone, he was fumprin all night long and definitely got a lot of tail.
Today was the first debate for the new candidate. If she was nervous she didn't show it. She was fumprin and the audience was loving her.

Fumprin by Fumprer July 31, 2012

Fumping 

When someone farts on a dick while butt fucking

Stop fumping on my dick

Fumping by SlappinNutz April 22, 2011

Fumping 

the act of humping furniture as a means of sexual stimulation so as to keep one from doing stupid things such as chronic masturbation or rape; often done in such segregated environments as the armed forces or summer programs such as GHP

Dude there are no bitches here and I'm so horny; let's go fumping!

Fumping by GSB55 June 27, 2009

Fumping 

Foil-pumping, pumping a (hydro)foil surfboard. The surfer can pump the hydrofoil surfboard up and down to get from one wave to the next, or do it in completely flat water. Fumping requires a whole-body motion that looks spastically unelegant, rotating both arms synchronously while doing sit-ups.

Look at that guy fumping back to the point break.

Fumping by shipsterrr July 31, 2018

fumping 

When you fuck someone in order to dump your bf/gf.

Jay:Hey are you finally fumping Jordan tonight.
Chelsea: Yah I can't say it to his face.

fumping by Torie<3<3 June 13, 2008