by SlappinNutz April 05, 2011
the act of humping furniture as a means of sexual stimulation so as to keep one from doing stupid things such as chronic masturbation or rape; often done in such segregated environments as the armed forces or summer programs such as GHP
by GSB55 June 27, 2009
Foil-pumping, pumping a (hydro)foil surfboard. The surfer can pump the hydrofoil surfboard up and down to get from one wave to the next, or do it in completely flat water. Fumping requires a whole-body motion that looks spastically unelegant, rotating both arms synchronously while doing sit-ups.
by shipsterrr July 31, 2018
J: "I really don't see the point in fumping!"
A: "I heard Kiki was fumped by Cedric the other day. Poor her."
J: "What an asshole. But what did you expect from a frat boy such as him..."
A: "I heard Kiki was fumped by Cedric the other day. Poor her."
J: "What an asshole. But what did you expect from a frat boy such as him..."
by thre macs no cheezes January 07, 2021
"Nathan is fumped about playing his new 360!"
"Dude, i have never seen somebody get so fumped about five dollars."
"Dude, i have never seen somebody get so fumped about five dollars."
by L to the N May 25, 2007
to have had sexual relations, or have had sexual intercourse
by da Whisky-MizzacK January 09, 2004
this is an activity where someone takes a bath and farts in the tub to make little fart bubbles. now the creative part. the person performing this activity tries to bite the fart bubbles before they pop.
by rammsteinfreak March 16, 2009