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Using the right words or actions, at the right time to get the best result.
Being in the zone while orating or writing.
He was in the zone, he was fumprin all night long and definitely got a lot of tail.
Today was the first debate for the new candidate. If she was nervous she didn't show it. She was fumprin and the audience was loving her.
Fumprin by Fumprer July 31, 2012
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Fumpkin Job 

When a chick sticks here finger in your bum while giving you a blow job.
Kevin: Miles did that chick give you a "fumpkin job"?
Miles: Yeah dude, I'm not sure if a finger in the bum from a chick giving you head is gay or not.
Kevin: totally not gay bro.
Fumpkin Job by MilesM21 December 19, 2009
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When someone gets fucked and dumped immediately thereafter. Usually by a frat boy.
J: "I really don't see the point in fumping!"
A: "I heard Kiki was fumped by Cedric the other day. Poor her."
J: "What an asshole. But what did you expect from a frat boy such as him..."
fumping by thre macs no cheezes January 6, 2021
fumpin is a term used by many people in the north of england, it can mean many things, however it is mainly used in the context of good or great, its often asociated with indie kids there for making it an indie cliché.
Indie Kid 1: This partys fumpin

Indie Kid 2: Its fumpin becuase im here ;)
fumpin by (: :) (: :) June 7, 2009

fumpring 

Dumplings stuffed with burnt chicken and served with tomato soup
Can I have one order of fumprings?
fumpring by iliketoeatmygosh January 5, 2017
verb
1. Fapping whilst taking a shit
2. Bringing oneself to orgasm while in the process of defecating
"Last night I was giving my self a fumpkin and it was so hard to finish because my shit smelled so horrendous!"
fumpkin by nym November 2, 2013
When someone farts on a dick while butt fucking
Stop fumping on my dick
Fumping by SlappinNutz April 22, 2011
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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