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Fumpkin Job 

When a chick sticks here finger in your bum while giving you a blow job.
Kevin: Miles did that chick give you a "fumpkin job"?
Miles: Yeah dude, I'm not sure if a finger in the bum from a chick giving you head is gay or not.
Kevin: totally not gay bro.
Fumpkin Job by MilesM21 December 19, 2009
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When someone gets fucked and dumped immediately thereafter. Usually by a frat boy.
J: "I really don't see the point in fumping!"
A: "I heard Kiki was fumped by Cedric the other day. Poor her."
J: "What an asshole. But what did you expect from a frat boy such as him..."
fumping by thre macs no cheezes January 6, 2021
fumpin is a term used by many people in the north of england, it can mean many things, however it is mainly used in the context of good or great, its often asociated with indie kids there for making it an indie cliché.
Indie Kid 1: This partys fumpin

Indie Kid 2: Its fumpin becuase im here ;)
fumpin by (: :) (: :) June 7, 2009

fumpring 

Dumplings stuffed with burnt chicken and served with tomato soup
Can I have one order of fumprings?
fumpring by iliketoeatmygosh January 5, 2017
verb
1. Fapping whilst taking a shit
2. Bringing oneself to orgasm while in the process of defecating
"Last night I was giving my self a fumpkin and it was so hard to finish because my shit smelled so horrendous!"
fumpkin by nym November 2, 2013
When someone farts on a dick while butt fucking
Fumping by SlappinNutz April 22, 2011