fumily

when you shove your dick into another man's ass

Josh fumilyed Daniel last night.

fumily by fuckintheass66 January 20, 2013

First Family Of Freestyle BMX 

The Definition of First Family Of Freestyle

FURMAGE
BMX Freestyle Pioneer and Original Vans member 1982 William "Crazy Lacy" Furmage and his 2 sons Christopher and Corey are the oldest ( father and sons ) BMX Freestyle team / riders out there today.

Crazy Lacy Furmage First Family Of Freestyle BMX

First Family Of Freestyle BMX by Rad Rider June 1, 2011

Dysfunctional family size 

A level of measurement, in this case it denotes one 1.75 L bottle of hard alcohol.

You're guaranteed to find at least one of these hidden in every white, suburban pantry. Their main purpose is to sedate soccer moms and allow their underage kids to get shit housed and try to play tennis with the cat.

Man, last night was boring as hell until Mark found his mom's dysfunctional family sized bottle of Cuervo. Next thing I know we turned his living room into a slip n' slide and Ashley puked in the china cabinet.

Dysfunctional family size by Elwood Lane November 4, 2012

Ur family reunion is a homosexual communion 

The last form of ur mom gay. He last resort if your in the ur mom gay battle. The victim would receive all tortures known to man before evaporating.

You: Ur family tree lgbt

Boy: *Experience a slight kick*
Boy: Ur ancestors incestors
You: *Goes flying 50 feet away*
You: *cough* ur family reunion is a homosexual communion
Boy: *Screams in pain then fades from existence

Ur family reunion is a homosexual communion by spagoogle March 28, 2018

family guy funny moments 

a simple ironic meme turned into a phenomenon. the origin story is that there are a ton of low-quality youtube channels that simply post clips from family guy tagged as funny moments. the comments on these videos are inhuman gibberish written by small children, thus causing a meme to be born involving incoherent praise for peter griffin, low quality heavily filtered images, and other facebook-esque garbage including "LIKE FOR A FREE IPHONE 7"

the meme is well known because it has lasted for a very, very long time,much longer than any ironic meme to date.

FAMILY GUY FUNNY MOMENTS #246: VERY VERY FUNNY WATCH NOW

family guy funny moments by just a prank, bro! March 26, 2017

spn family 

The best fandom on tumblr by far. The supernatural fandom. So close that we're not just a fandom, we're family because family don't end in blood. Don't insult someone in the spn family because we all help each other, you cross one of us you cross us all.

Spn family hater : Ugh I hate the SPN family so much they can all go die in a hole

Spn family : Don't insult my family, you will regret it

Spn family hater : Why are you getting so defensive over a tv show? Why do you care if I don't like your silly little show

Spn family : We DON'T care if you don't like the show, you didn't insult the show, you insulted everyone in the fandom
Spn family hater : Stop being such immature an immature little prick and rum home back to mummy. Oh wait

spn family by i-lost-my-shoe26 March 18, 2017

Your family tree lgbt 

The single worst insult of all time which trumps "ur granmlny tranny", "ur granpap a trap" , etc. Rather than targeting a single family member it destroys your entire lineage and instantly teleports all dead relatives to hell

Frank: "ur mom gay lol"
Dan: "don't make me do it"
Frank: "ur granny a tr-"
Dan: "your family tree lgbt"
*The planets align and every known star lends a fraction of its energy to create a spirit bomb in order to instantly obliterate frank* *the bowser counter in the middle of the board also counts down by one

Your family tree lgbt by Childish gambini March 19, 2018