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A man who has settled down from an otherwise adventurous lifestyle and started a family. The ultimate destiny of anyone who fights, and subsequently loses to, Guile from the Street Fighter franchise. Family men are known to be overly patriotic due to getting their butts kicked by a man with a tattoo of the American flag on each bicep. Family men are not necessarily male; a small number of females have been known to become family men after facing Guile in combat.
"Go home and be a family man."
--Guile, standing over the broken body of his previous opponent.
by imtheonlysane1here October 31, 2010
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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a man who has a wife and children, or who enjoys spending a lot of time with them
He is an honest family man who will not give up this fight.
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by ,...., ....... September 01, 2019
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A man who goes all in for his homies, doesn't have hoes, likes to stay lowkey, and is a breadwinner.
by Cannondaguy September 26, 2019
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1.Slang; a gay man (70's slang)

2.Movie; starring Nick Cage (gay?)
1.In a bar, the cop from the Village Pople walks up and asks if you're a family man.
2.(rent the movie)
by Obi-Wan December 09, 2003
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