fumet

Another word used for a naughty word in case your pretty mouth doesn’t want to cuss

Hey man fumet you!

fumet by BigDbobby May 16, 2018

chum fume 

A trendy fashion accessory for those women who get totally turned off at the last minute (precoital ignition) and require a "Back Door" method from which to withdraw discretely. The modern day "Biochemical Warfare" approach to pounding.

While at the perfume counter in her favorite department store, the young rimpodling could not help but notice the colorful FREE SAMPLE display. "Humble Him' doted the handsome salesman, is our newest product line. Oh my, that's way too expensive, she gasped. Perhaps you would care to try the generic version, "Chum fume" by Circum!

chum fume by Rono December 12, 2008

Stinky dick fumes

What your dick gets if u don’t clean your foreskin good enough.

My girlfriend told all of her friends that she hates blowing me because I have stinky dick fumes.

Stinky dick fumes by M Boogie April 17, 2020

FUMTU 

F*cked Up More Than Usual. Military acronym for the second level of badness, worse than SNAFU but not as hopeless as FUBAR.

Is the economy snafu, fumtu, or fubar?

FUMTU by Joe Horn January 19, 2004

fuck fumes 

The pungent, horribly sweaty smelling stank odour caused from the friction of making love.

"You should have smelled the fuck fumes cascading out of Pete's room last night!"

fuck fumes by The Holy MAckerel March 3, 2010

melissa fumero

umm... maybe like the cutest human being ever?

melissa fumero starred in:
driverx
brooklyn nine-nine
the house that jack built
i hope they serve beer in hell
one life to live

melissa fumero by ihopetj February 1, 2019

fumehead 

(n) A perfume or cologne enthusiast. A perfumista.

He's got fifty bottles of cologne in his refrig. Total fumehead!

fumehead by Smell-U February 2, 2009