fukwad 

An urban word found on hat-avenue.com/kidchat.html
Which has the same meaning as "fucktard and fuckwan"

"yer welcome u fukwad"

fukwad by "yer welcome fuckwad" June 4, 2015

Lord Fukwad

A Lord Fukwad is a person who finds a way to fuck shit up every chance they get, weather it be in purpose or accidental. The word can trace its roots to the late, not so great Lord Farquad. Lord Farquad himself was actually a known Lord Fukwad.

Timmy, did you break my pencil? Dont be such a Lord Fukwad Timmy!

Lord Fukwad by Dictionary_Dictator January 1, 2021

Fudwad 

Scottish slang

lit; Large guncky build up from vaginal yeast infection

com; insult

ie that Amy Winehouse is one manky fudwad

Fudwad by sharkeyandgeorge October 28, 2009

Internet Fuckwad Syndrome

In·ter·net Fuck·wad Syn·drome,
n.

An Internet disorder where the patient, while acting under the anonymity of an Internet identity, proceeds to act in a manor both disparaging and embarrassing if said individual were to conduct himself in such a way in RL.

The pathology of this disorder stems from the intoxicating effect of freedom from repercussion when violating societal values and morals anonymity can provide. With no perceived penalty for prepubescent, immature behaviour, weaker individuals lose all inhibition, and proceed to mindlessly annoy, harass, abuse, and assault their peers whilst online.

The pathology is succinctly described through John Gabriel's Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory (Penny Arcade; "Green Blackboards (And Other Anomalies)"; 2004/03/19)

Symptoms include, but are not limited to:

·Trolling;

·Posting irreverent, shallow criticisms or comments on YouTube;

·Arguing with an admin on any site;

·Liberally using racial slurs;

·Backing up the use of racial slurs with equally racist rationalizations;

·Creating and distributing Spam; and

·Being a minor on the Internet.

Treatment requires an immediate intervention and disconnection from any Internet feed, as this is the sole vector of Internet pathogens, including text forms, and send buttons.

Abbreviated by the initialism (IFS), and also known as Anonymous Asshat Syndrome (AAS)

Dude, I was watching a pretty awesome video online, and some asshat has to comment, "this is the greatest piece of shite since your mother brought you into this world". What an asshole; if he/she flew their mouth off like that in the real world, they would be eating people's fists regularly. I pity these losers; they suffer from Internet Fuckwad Syndrome.

Internet Fuckwad Syndrome by Echo Pryce January 15, 2010

fucwad 

1.) A mean-spirited person who only cares about himself.
2.) That glop of pussy snot that gloms onto your dick when you're done.

1.) Word! That asshole Fleming sure is a fucwad!
2.) I say, Margaret. You've donated a nice fucwad upon my tallywhacker this morning! Quite!

fucwad by fucwad March 14, 2004

fokwad 

you are a fokwad

what is a fokwad?you are the fokwad

fokwad by daddyfok July 31, 2011

Greater internet Fuckwad Theory 

Normal Person+Anonymity+Audience=Total Fuckwad

the theory that people act like jerks because they want attention and can't be caught.


originated from Penny-Arcade

That troll is proof of the "Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory"

Greater internet Fuckwad Theory by v1cious October 6, 2004