Person 1: OMG John and Sally are both so fugly, I can't believe they got married
Person 2: Yeah I know. Hey did you hear they had a kid?
Person 1: Ughhhhh FUGLET!
"I got the hell out of there when I saw I had a fugglesnatch situation"
"Yeah...I can count on one hand the guys on this campus she hasn't had sex with...sorry dude."