1. fumblebunt, n. (occurence) - when someone is playing a sport in which hitting the ball the wrong way may be referred to as "bunting" and they attempt to bunt the ball but they fail at life so badly that they fumble it at the same time. This is best viewed in slow-motion.

2. fumblebunt, v. (see above)

3. fumblebunt, n. a dry, crusty, diseased elder lady's vagina.

2. "Did you see the Steelers' quarterback yesterday? He must have a few brain cells missing; he fumblebunted about five times!"

3. Fred: "You guys might think this is weird, but I think a fumblebunt is pretty fuckin' hot in a stanky way."

Bob: "Yeah, that's pretty fuckin' gross, dawg."

fumblebunt by KrustyKreatorofKaos December 22, 2017

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flufflecunt

A word for someone who is a total cunt, but is also completely adorable.

Matt is a total flufflecunt

flufflecunt by Seaboner July 19, 2016

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Funglebunny

A rabbit covered in mushrooms that cause hallucinogenic effects.

My funglebunny got me real high last night!

Funglebunny by Funglebunny123 April 8, 2010

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funglebunk

fornication, the act of copulation.

"i would like to find some one to funglebunk"

funglebunk by jimmy jim jim the beard June 18, 2006

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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