When hair around the anus gets matted with "fudge" from improper wiping,
or leftover softpoo.
Especially a problem for people with lots of "fur" in the region.
"I need a shower, I got fudgy fur."
"Those flushable butt wipes help relieve fudgy fur issues."
Much like the shadow mongoose, the fudgy badger is when you sneak into a womans room and take a crap on her. as with the shadow mongoose, if she wakes up she had to perform the smelly corbra attack. trust me you dont want that.
When a man inserts his penis into a woman's rectum, while she has fecal matter on it, therefore resulting in a poop covered wiener, and she sucks it off.
Matthew: Cam bro why did you and Lexy break up?
Cam: Bro we had anal, and she ended giving me a fudgy banana, and tried to kiss me afterwards.
Starting with a conclusion first, fudgy logic is the process of using faulty and sometimes made up assumptions, reasoning and justifications, to arrive at the said foregone conclusion.
Similar to circular reasoning, except the in-between steps are faulty or fudged up.
1. Joe insists that 1+1=10 because he does arithmethic in binary, and therefore through fudgy logic deduction, no other number-base should exist.
2. To Jane's and Spot's surprise, Dick ate all the lasagnia, because his fudgy logic dictated that since they let him eat first, no one else wanted it.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.