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Chocolatey 

Approximating the flavor of chocolate but not necessarily containing actual chocolate. Relating to ersatz or artificial chocolate-like substances. Apparently deemed suitable in labeling foodstuffs.
This ice cream is called "Mint Chocolatey Chip". Look at the label. There's no real chocolate in it, only "chocolatey bits". Let's buy something real!
Chocolatey by Eclectic Lawyer September 13, 2017
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chocolatey 

A voice with lots of cream, really creamy sounding. Someone who sings and sounds like that feeling you get in the back of your throat when you eat too much chocolate.

*note: this is not always a bad thing.
"That dude from Young the Giant....sings superrrrr chocolatey."

"That dude from the City and Colour....sings superrrr chocolatey."
chocolatey by Poopmuncher3000 December 14, 2011

Chocolatey Conveyor

Mr cringe's filthy little chocolate bar that he uses to stir his apple pie
apple pie marvelled at the size of Mr Cringe's Chocolatey Conveyor

Chocolatey Conveyor

A poor excuse for a failed system in which selling tracksuits is more profitable than the factory you’ve spent countless hours building.
“Madam, perhaps i could interest you in my *chocolatey conveyor*”

Chocolatey Conveyor

The thoughts of a man who has gone mad over tracksuits and Mr. Cringe branded life sized ginger bread men. Thank you Samuel you strange strange man.
"Won't you come for a ride on my... Chocolatey Conveyor?"

Chocolatey conveyor

A romantic trip consisting of going on a large conveyor belt covered in copious amounts of chocolate
Hello there, would you like to take a ride on my chocolatey conveyor.

Chocolatey Conveyorbelt 

Popularised by Mr Samuel Streamer in Rimworld : Chocolate Factory #20

A semi-formal way of refering to someone's ass
His Chocolatey Conveyorbelt was ready to produce. (ie: Take a dump
She had a nice Chocolatey Conveyorbelt