Fudgy 

something thick and chocolatey

After she was blaked all they could find was her fudgy popsicle stick.

Fudgy by marm September 3, 2005

fudgy 

When the person you are anally penetrating has a poopy butt.

Oh my goodness, I was hooking up with this guy the other night and he was fudgy.

fudgy by Bamgine November 26, 2023

Fudgy Fur 

When hair around the anus gets matted with "fudge" from improper wiping,
or leftover soft poo.
Especially a problem for people with lots of "fur" in the region.

"I need a shower, I got fudgy fur."
"Those flushable butt wipes help relieve fudgy fur issues."

Fudgy Fur by Scrappy SamCat January 20, 2009

Fudgy Dub-C Brownie 

A variation of the Dub-C Brownie in which the person on the toilet is being plagued with explosive diarrhea resulting in a softer brownie.

I went to pull my first dub-c brownie but was surprised with diarrhea and successfully completing a fudgy dub-c brownie.

With my chronic condition of explosive diarrhea, there is no use wasting my time not getting fudgy dub-c brownies.

Fudgy Dub-C Brownie by jcash2 April 6, 2010

fudgy badger

Much like the shadow mongoose, the fudgy badger is when you sneak into a womans room and take a crap on her. as with the shadow mongoose, if she wakes up she had to perform the smelly corbra attack. trust me you dont want that.

umm...blah?<head explodes>....fudgy badger !

fudgy badger by wesly May 13, 2006

fudgy banana 

When a man inserts his penis into a woman's rectum, while she has fecal matter on it, therefore resulting in a poop covered wiener, and she sucks it off.

Matthew: Cam bro why did you and Lexy break up?
Cam: Bro we had anal, and she ended giving me a fudgy banana, and tried to kiss me afterwards.

fudgy banana by AirMatthew December 1, 2015

fudgy logic 

Starting with a conclusion first, fudgy logic is the process of using faulty and sometimes made up assumptions, reasoning and justifications, to arrive at the said foregone conclusion.

Similar to circular reasoning, except the in-between steps are faulty or fudged up.

1. Joe insists that 1+1=10 because he does arithmethic in binary, and therefore through fudgy logic deduction, no other number-base should exist.

2. To Jane's and Spot's surprise, Dick ate all the lasagnia, because his fudgy logic dictated that since they let him eat first, no one else wanted it.

fudgy logic by walski69 July 25, 2006