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Fudgemonkey 

A substitute for the word "Fuck","Shit", or "Damn". You can say this anywhere except for at or near a very prim and proper english person.Or your stuck up parents who might punish you from going to the next BIG BEST THING.If you're trying to stop cussing as much or can't cuss where you are at that moment,you can use this word.
You:"Fudgemonkey!I spilled red juice on my white shirt!" or "I'm so grounded from the MCR concert!Fudgmonkey!"
Fudgemonkey by Rock Goddess May 16, 2005

fuddle monkey 

fuddle monkey a term used to describe someone as either:
completely random
totally wasted/stoned
someone who can't keep up with the conversation
also basically a way to insult someone ... BADLY
Tom: Jack your such a fuddle monkey
Jack: (either) wow man i thought unicorns were bad let alone pink ones
or i like cheese do you like cheese
or what did you say ???
or GRRR! no your a fuddle monkey
fuddle monkey by Thomas Jeavons February 28, 2008

fudgemonkey 

Synonym for : Crap, Shit, hell, a person ect.
1. What the fudgemonkey?!

2. Oh fudgemonkeys!

3. Damn that fudge monkey!!
fudgemonkey by Nick s. April 3, 2004

cocktastic fudgemonkey 

Lover of the cock that not only gives, but also takes it in the butt.
Alex Endo is a prime example of the cocktastic fudgemonkey - constantly asing friends for prison-bitch-style anal sex sessions

fudgemonkeys 

Used as an explative in situations where fuckmonkeys and fuckamonkey can not be (like school or work)
"Oh, fudgemonkeys!" When you realy want to say fuckmonkeys.
fudgemonkeys by Andrew March 18, 2005

fudgemonkey 

sum1 who luvs anal sex
bob, ur a stupid fudgemonkey
fudgemonkey by flip March 29, 2005
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