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fuckyoujimmie 

Verb phrase- Response given to any and all words or sounds uttered by Jimmy Kilpatrick (aka. Jimmy PotsNPans). Phrase is most commonly used in large, semi-public groups. When used as single word, "y" is dropped and changed to "ie".
Jimmy: So, it's been my experience that...

Jeremy: fuckyoujimmie.
fuckyoujimmie by devilhorn January 25, 2011

fuckyousimoncow 

A ot5 stan who loves the boys more than anything. She hates everyone who hates/tried to hurt Louis, Harry, Niall, Liam, Zayn.
FUCKYOUSIMONCOW HATES SIMON COWELL MORE THAN ANYTHING.

fuckyourselfie 

Fuckyourselfie - a 'Selfie' photo or image taken by one's self while engaging in an act of masturbation.

An photo sent to a friend /lover or posted on imgur, instagram, gonewild etc or online an pornsite of yourself in some sexual activity or position.

To take a photo of your self with a dildo, vibrator or arseplug.

Play on the phrase - Go Fuck Your Self and the term Selfie.
"hey babe, I'm lonely and horny. Can you send me a fuckyourselfie?'

'Did you see that red haired chick's fuckyourselfie on Reddit's gonewild? That girl was crazy dildo deep!!!'
fuckyourselfie by The Blinguistist February 1, 2014

Fuckyounism 

A mental illness that makes a person say 'fuck you' to everyone and everything all the time.
Person1: what's up man.
Person2: fuck you!
Person1: dude, you have a serious case of fuckyounism. You should see a shrink.
Fuckyounism by NewEnglisher July 22, 2012

Fuckboyism 

Having the mental state of mind of being a fuckboy
When Tom wanted two girls, he had a fuckboyism
Fuckboyism by Antifuckboysrus June 4, 2015

Fuckboyism 

A disease mostly found in kids or teenagers (typically around 10-16 years) that is obsessed with either of the following: Fortnite, modern rappers, gold chains, or any type of expensive shoes. Most of the time they're an asshat and talk too much. They like to boast or talk alot about what they're obsessed with. Basically modern douchebaggery on another level.
Hey, remember that one guy we were talking to? He seemed like he had fuckboyism since he was talking about how much wins and v-bucks he has in Fortnite, not only that but he just seemed annoying, showing off his expensive Jordans.
Fuckboyism by madnesskiller6 August 18, 2018
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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