fuckwitch

a less than appealing female who gulls a male into fornication with her, when he would not normally do so and after which, he regrets.

you: man, you drink like a sissy.
buddy #1: yeah well at least i didn't fuck charlotte, that bitch is nasty.
buddys #2,3,4 and 5: hahahahaha
you: that doesn't count man, that fuckwitch raped me.

by keith rebelo April 27, 2004

fuckwit's (more than one fuckwit)

People who use apostrophes to make words plural.

Yes, you are a fuckwit.

by Andy80586 December 21, 2003

fuckwiththis

User of internet forum KanyeToThe. Infamous for slinging shit from the shower and stanning Xxxtentacion before his death.

Theres Fuckwiththis lets try to get him banned

by kttges November 12, 2018

FUCKWITTERY

The art of doing things for the sake of doing things, that don't need to be done.

Over complicating processes just to make your job seem more important is fuckwittery at its best!

by 00486770 April 1, 2021

fuckwit

A person who is not only lacking in clue but is apparently unable or unwilling to acquire clue even when handed it on a plate in generous portions.

Manos, you're a fuckwit.

by Jon Fuller October 17, 2003

fuckwit

any living organism capable of rationalisation skills but rather chooses to put aside any common sense and reason and mindlessly fucks-up (blunders and turns to shit) everything this waste of life and bane on existance happens upon. such entities often times also possess tendencies to verbalize and promote their opinions,thoughts,and feelings as though they were rules of nature and uncompromising truths and universal fact

some fuckwit sideswiped my car today while it was parked inside the garage blamed global warming and the gay agenda.

my fuckwit nephew knocked-up both his sister twice last year.

by grandmakunt June 10, 2016

fuckwitery

when one is demostrating at being a total fuckwit, they are are said to be performing fuckwitery

You are a total fuckwit, in fact you are at the top of the league of fuckwitery

by Todge Todgey November 28, 2012