fuckwich 

1. Simply a deregatory name to call your dumbass friend when he does something retarded.

or 2. M-M-F threesome.

1. "Nice going, fuckwich".
2. "I wanna make a fuckwich out of xxxx and xxxx".

fuckwich by Ciarra August 3, 2005

Fuckwich 

1)Being stuck in the middle of two bad things, or 2)having two bad things happen in a row.

Man I {in Mario Kart} got blue shelled then lightning bolted, it was a total fuckwich! (Original inception of the word)

Fuckwich by Squee45 August 17, 2009

fuckwich 

A mystical sandwich that grants the finder blowjobs! Incidently the perfect last minute gift!

"Wow this fuckwich feels great on my long shlong!"

fuckwich by The allpowerful Anus February 4, 2010

fuckwiththis 

User of internet forum KanyeToThe. Infamous for slinging shit from the shower and stanning Xxxtentacion before his death.

Theres Fuckwiththis lets try to get him banned

fuckwiththis by kttges November 12, 2018

fuckwithable

the percentage one is able to or unable to fuck with a person place or thing

My cat is just SO fuckwithable.

He's not so fuckwithable.

fuckwithable by JustV August 22, 2014

fuckwithability 

the level at which one is susceptible to fuckwithing

Yo nigra, that bitches fuckwithability is off da chain.

fuckwithability by QuantamLeap October 14, 2008

fuckwitch 

a less than appealing female who gulls a male into fornication with her, when he would not normally do so and after which, he regrets.

you: man, you drink like a sissy.
buddy #1: yeah well at least i didn't fuck charlotte, that bitch is nasty.
buddys #2,3,4 and 5: hahahahaha
you: that doesn't count man, that fuckwitch raped me.

fuckwitch by keith rebelo April 27, 2004