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Fuckhouse
Fuckhouse by TaylorTopham August 20, 2010
Fuckhouse Johnson
Its where you and a loved one both cramp into a small porta potty and shit in your hands and begin the process of smearing filthy shit all over the walls intill the whole inside is brown. Then you have dirty sex while holding onto the shit covered walls and smearing each other at the same time while screaming out all the people that have the last name johnson.
Shit Bill! are you listening???? the dam kids got into the our construction shitters again and gave it another Fuckhouse Johnson. I don't know what else do... you idiot they keep ruining every one we put out.
Fuckhouse Johnson by Dr. Thesaures August 5, 2012
Alligator Fuckhouse
A daring sexual maneuver: Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion. Like downshifting a car!
Sally: "Last night Johnny surprised me with an Alligator Fuckhouse, and I came for an hour and a half! I think the bite might have left a scar though..."
Alligator Fuckhouse by Alligator Fuckmaster April 26, 2006
Kentucky Fuckhouse
Coach Myth's definition of a solid retake strategy after a spike-plant in the game of Valorant. TSM uses this strat.
Kentucky Fuckhouse by typi February 27, 2021
aligator fuckhouse
When you are having sex with a girl from behind and then you bite her neck. You then spin violently trying to keep your penis in her and maintaining the bite. If you ever watch and aligator eat it bites and spins to rip the meat.
aligator fuckhouse by LiquidGonads August 18, 2006
Islander Fuckhouse
An abandoned house, typically located nearby a high school in a lower decile area. Used by Islanders to go and fuck each other as they are either wagging school or their parents are strict christians. Typical decorations include a piss stained matress, cum drenched rubbers, gang tagging on every wall, a selection of shoplifted 50 Cent CDs and a big pile of vomit in the middle of the room.
Me and Ben scoped out a sweet drinking spot down the road but turns out it's an Islander Fuckhouse! Those polys are hornier than wild beasts
Islander Fuckhouse by Kiwi1234 December 9, 2008
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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