fuckthong

A way of saying pumpkin in Thai.

I like to eat fuckthong.

by Dunder Ball August 19, 2014

fucktional

having or serving a sexual purpose; capable of serving the purpose of sex and for which it was designed: fucktional architecture; a chair that is fucktional as well as decorative

The way the kitchen is designed allows the chefs island great fucktionality.

by Scub snubs November 7, 2013

Fucktangular

An adjective to describe a situation that is complicated and messy in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways. Similar to clusterfuck, except an adjective instead of a noun.

Did you hear what's happening in the Middle East?

Yeah, its fucktangular

by lolersaurus December 4, 2018

fuckadongdong

Fuckadongdong is a world that is gaining increasing usage amongst the urban elite in Singapore. Originally posted by a fan of a popular supernatural/paranormal live Facebook show, Supernatural Confessions, this multifunctional word can be used as a noun or an exclamation and has enjoyed a wide variety of creative applications.

What the fuckadongdong is happening here?
I wanna fuckadongdong you like crazy!
The fuckadongdong pervert told everyone he went for satay.
I am fuckadondong tired right now...

by BadBoiBotak July 17, 2021

Metric Fuckton

More properly, "Metric Fucktonne." The Fuckton is the Imperial standard for the measurement of fuckweight, while the Fucktonne, in contrast, constitutes the Metric measure of fuckmass.

Generally used to imply superlative quantity with the Metric standard included to emphasise this point. The inclusion of the term is, however, fundamentally a misuse of that standard, as the Imperial Fuckton (2000 Imperial Fuckpounds) denotes a slightly greater measure of fuckweight within Earth's gravitational pull than does the Metric Fuckton (1000 Metric Fuckilograms).

I've got a Metric Fucktonne of this stuff to finish before Monday, or I'm fucked indeed.

by Yst December 12, 2004

Metric Fuckton

A unit of measure that is roughly equivalent to 25 shitloads.

"You should see Bill's firearm collection. He has a metric fuckton of guns!"

by C-Money666 January 14, 2020

fuckton

more than a shitload

by Anonymous March 24, 2003