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Feeling divine and above everyone else because you realize that your mind is really fucked up, but in a good way, somewhat like the creative minds of Steven Jobs or Jack Sparrow.
Eduardo Saverin: What have you been upto?

Mark Zuckerberg: Listen I have this brilliant idea. People want to go online and check out their friends, so why not build a website that offers that? Friends, pictures, profiles, whatever you can visit, browse around, maybe it's someone you just met at a party. Eduardo, I'm not talking about a dating site, I'm talking about taking the entire social experience of college and putting it online.

Eduardo Saverin: (takes a moment to digest it all) Wow!

Mark Zuckerberg: (does a weird dance move) I know. Feeling totally fuckappy!
fuckappy by udcreator October 21, 2013
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fuckhappy 

Horny, and eager to fuck rather than masturbate.
I'm just a fuckhappy dude right now.
fuckhappy by Pissflaps McNulty November 11, 2006

fuckappocolypse 

The appcolypse of fucks. Also known as the complete destruction of fucks or fucking.
"They are so loud when they argue!"
"Wow...that is such a fuckappocolypse"
fuckappocolypse by Learney212 October 5, 2013

fuckhappy 

to climax (through, sex, masturbation, or other) more than 10 times within a 24 hour period.
Chris's party was more of an orgy, it was the first time I've ever pulled a fuckhappy.
fuckhappy by FatalGlory128 November 16, 2006

Fuckapple 

To unequivically lose one's shit because they did not get their way, based on an entire generation of entitled self loathing cunt bags.

Instead of being a fuckapple, they should have embraced the bravo, and grabbed e'm by the pussy.
The liberlas cried when they lost the election resulting in a massive movement of fuckapple's.

Whinny bitch participation trophy liberal
Hillary supporter portland oregon washington D.C. HIPSTER TRUMP TANTRUM fuck your feelings
Fuckapple by The asshole from b.o.b.s November 10, 2016

fuckappointment 

When you set up an appointment in order to have sexual intercourse with someone.
Sorry I can't have lunch with you today. I have a fuckappointment with Sharon.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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