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A fuckphil is a person with an overactive voice box who cannot help himself but perv on woman
Worker 1 -“I’m working with him again tomorrow
Worker 2 - “ fuckphil”
fuckphil by hepatitis Dee October 2, 2017
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fuckophiliac 

Someone who loves to fuck so much that they totally fuck their lives up in the process of living.
My dear father, like many other narcissistic and initially successful men who destroyed their own lives, seems to have been an inveterate fuckophiliac.
fuckophiliac by Dr Bunnygirl March 24, 2021

fuckshilling 

A fuckshilling is a person whose worth in value is outweighed by their own ego or false pride; usually resulting in backbiting.
"Hey, look here ya little fuckshilling when are you going to come up with something original?"

"Look another fuckshilling commenting on my blog!"

An example of a fuckshilling:

Hi there. You are an idiot because you do not agree with me and I will make your life miserable because I cannot handle the truth.

That is a fuckshilling.
fuckshilling by MadesiccLives April 22, 2010
a pile of fuck
a tangled mass of horny people engaged in a clusterfuck
often followed with a cleansing cycle provided by a fuck mop
man that fuckpile last night was so fucked up
i think i saw your mom in it
and afterwards your sister got out the fuckmop and cleaned that nasty shit up
fuckpile by davidwating August 13, 2003

retarded fuckchild 

Its not self-explanitory, it occurs when there is either an incest relationship because they did not spread apart the genes, therefor resulting in a shallow gene pool.

OR when a child is just plain out retarded..
Crackwhore: my uncle, dad, and brother all raped me, im also retarded so thats why im a retarded fuckchild.

FuckPilot 

In other words, me. I am a FuckPilot.
FuckPilot by Kucamonga Kid March 28, 2005

FuckPilot 

A person who is a complete and total idiot. Should be used after someone says something to you, but doesn't have to.
Steven is a fuckpilot because he fell down.

Person: Your a fag.
You: Fuck you, you fuckpilot.
Person: *shuts up*
FuckPilot by Kucamonga Kid March 13, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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