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fuckless fuck

A useless bastard, a douchebag, idiot, moron. On par with "fucktard".
Do you think I cleaned the house just so you could mess it up again, you fuckless fuck?
fuckless fuck by kingfish78734 March 19, 2015

fuckless wonder 

A sad nickname for an aging person who has reached that final pathetic plateau when they can no longer fuck.
Let’s get outta here before that fuckless wonder over there comes over and tries to hustle us.
The ultimate state of not caring. This state can only be obtained when one no longer gives a fuck.
After hours of playing poker, the two remaining players become fuckless with their chips
fuckless by AJizzie September 6, 2007
Fuckless is an adjective , it refers to someone who's so careless and has absolutely has no fucks to give or whatsoever about anything
Why were you so fuckless today at the party !

The guy who crossed the road was fuckless as hell he didn't look both sides .
Fuckless by Alious May 22, 2016

fuckless bird: "🐣" 

The Fuckless Bird, aka The Little Bird With No Fucks, is a little bird who just doesn't have any fucks. The Fuckless Bird is represented by the Hatching Chick Emoji: 🐣
Jenny: "Hey, Andy, I'm sorry I missed dinner last night and didn't call. Can I make it up to you somehow?"

Andy responds with the fuckless bird: "🐣"

or

Andy: "Did you guys hear that they are doing a limited time re-release of Titanic in movie theaters?"

Everyone responds with the fuckless bird: "🐣"
fuckless bird: "🐣" by Hollywood85 December 28, 2016
A meaning for a virgin who will never get fucked even if he were the last man on Earth.
I think that Morris is a fuckless old man.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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