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fuckjobber by Lisa14 July 13, 2006
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Fucktober
Fucktober is a time to celebrate sexual promiscuity, for the month of October, it doesn’t matter if you’re at work, shopping, at the cinema, out at a bar, a restaurant, at home, or even walking the dog, hook-up and have sex with as many random strangers as you can.
If you have a partner, why not enjoy some threesomes, some gangbanging, or even some orgies.
If you have a partner, why not enjoy some threesomes, some gangbanging, or even some orgies.
Fucktober by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 19, 2023
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Fucktober
The 10th month of the fucking year.
This is when you have all the sex you can before “No Nut November.”
This is when you have all the sex you can before “No Nut November.”
Fucktober by Cray Cray J March 25, 2019
Fuckjobbing
1) Putting a large amount of effort into doing something badly. More often than not, unintentionally. People that are doing the fuck jobs rarely see their utter abortions as anything except works of art.
2) When you injure yourself spectacularly in an incredibly stupid fashion.
2) When you injure yourself spectacularly in an incredibly stupid fashion.
1) The men watched, transfixed. Even after their handy hints, Sheila continued fuckjobbing the Creosote and gazing appreciatively at the terrible mess.
2) Sorry I didn't text you back. It was due to me fuckjobbing my finger by poking the blades on my blender when it was plugged in.
2) Sorry I didn't text you back. It was due to me fuckjobbing my finger by poking the blades on my blender when it was plugged in.
Fuckjobbing by MagickDio July 6, 2011
fucktober
The 10th month of the calendar year, when all the fckboys come out to play before the sluttiest holiday of the year otherwise known as Halloween. October 31st marks the peak night of Fucktober aka All Fuckboys Eve.
"Why are all these guys booty calling me lately? I haven't talked to them in months."
"Wait, it's October 1st. Fucktober is upon us."
"Wait, it's October 1st. Fucktober is upon us."
fucktober by biancathebeamer December 27, 2015
fucktober
A day in october where you will get fucked but you wont know when or where it will happen so you will live in fear for the month of October.
fucktober by Monsterwhipper February 14, 2019
Fuckdubbery
(adj., n.)
A product that has been significantly altered and/or stripped of meaning, generally during the localization process from one language to another. Usually refers to something that has been dubbed into a country's native language rather of simply providing accurately translated subtitles. Can also refer to horribly translated and/or censored subtitles, badly translated/censored comics, badly localized video games, etc.
A product that has been significantly altered and/or stripped of meaning, generally during the localization process from one language to another. Usually refers to something that has been dubbed into a country's native language rather of simply providing accurately translated subtitles. Can also refer to horribly translated and/or censored subtitles, badly translated/censored comics, badly localized video games, etc.
Fuckdubbery by Elrich September 9, 2005
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