fuckjobbie

a person who does or says stupid or things, a person of general dislike, a person you hate; variations include fuckjobberoo

Brent: I like to whack off to pictures of your brother, while I watch MTV.
Dan: You are a fuckjobbie.

fuckjobbie by Anonymous July 29, 2003

Fuckjobbing 

1) Putting a large amount of effort into doing something badly. More often than not, unintentionally. People that are doing the fuck jobs rarely see their utter abortions as anything except works of art.

2) When you injure yourself spectacularly in an incredibly stupid fashion.

1) The men watched, transfixed. Even after their handy hints, Sheila continued fuckjobbing the Creosote and gazing appreciatively at the terrible mess.

2) Sorry I didn't text you back. It was due to me fuckjobbing my finger by poking the blades on my blender when it was plugged in.

Fuckjobbing by MagickDio July 6, 2011

fuckjobber 

one who fucks people over for a living.

"What a bitch, she is a real fuckjobber"

fuckjobber by Lisa14 July 13, 2006