Fucking thing 

A term used for something that is being completely and totally useless.

i.e. a car, a slow internet connection, a crappy computer

Sorry, I had to restart. My computer was being a fucking thing.

Fucking thing by Dorian Black August 12, 2005

FUCKING THING SUCKS 

when someone posts an article about (x) doing (x)that is not welcomed by the majority of forum users. The phrase can be spiced by adding: "FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE!"
Taken from Bill O'Reilly's Inside Edition meltdown.

Ex. 1:
A digg user has just posted an article about Rush Limbaugh doing (x).

Digg user's reply: "FUCKING THING SUCKS"

Ex. 2:
A digg user has just posted an article about Hillary Clinton doing (x).
Reply: "FUCKING THING SUCKS!"
Reply to reply: "FUCK IT WE'LL DO IT LIVE!"

FUCKING THING SUCKS by Allynd Dudnikov May 18, 2008

Fucking Thing Sucks 

A general statement of anger or disapproval, whenever you encounter something you don't like or approve of.

Originated by Bill O'Reilly in a 1991 video of him blowing up over the closing of a show on Inside Edition.

"I can't even install Windows 7 on this computer! FUCKING THING SUCKS!"

Fucking Thing Sucks by garfieldelric December 3, 2011

that fucking thing 

when you’re too lazy to describe a specific object, place or time and simply insert a blatant cover instead

Do you remember that fucking time where that fucking thing went missing on that fucking street?

that fucking thing by aleeshe May 21, 2020

Cutest fucking thing in the world 

Inês Guerreiro

Wow, Inês Guerreiro is the cutest fucking thing in the world

Cutest fucking thing in the world by Warrior_120 March 14, 2021

I've got this thing, and its fucking golden 

1. a phrase used when you are trying to make a deal, and the other person doesn't understand the magnitude of whats going on.

2. used when you are blessed with an amazing opportunity or gift, and somebody you know doesn't understand how amazing it is

the phrase originates from the Rod Blagojevich tapes, in which blagojevich is trying to sell somebody the seat of illinois senator, and he thinks the other guy undervalued the cost of the seat.

example 1:

Joe: hey, did you know i own a baseball signed by babe ruth?

Bob: are you serious? ill pay you fifty bucks for it

Joe: am i serious? the question should be are you serious, i mean, i've got this this and it fucking golden, and you want to pay me fifty bucks for it? id rather sell my soul on ebay.

example 2:

Joe: I just won a backstage ticket to a bruce springsteen concert

Bob: thats nice

Joe: nice? I've got this thing, and its fucking golden

I've got this thing, and its fucking golden by anonymous person #13 October 14, 2009

Fuckin' thing sucks! 

An exclamation used by Bill O'Reilly in a video of him flipping out on the set of his TV show.

Fuck it, I'll write it, and we'll do it live! Fuckin' thing sucks!

Fuckin' thing sucks! by MousAnony June 2, 2008