9 definitions by Dorian Black

Shorthair

A derrogatory (when used by heterosexuals) or playful (when used by homosexuals) term used to describe a lesbian.

Mikey, look, a shorthair just walked in.

by Dorian Black May 26, 2005

Hot Sex

A term used to describe something that is cool; a play on 'cool beans'.

Nick: Hey Bob, I just got the new *INSERT BAND HERE* album!
Bob: Hot sex, Nick!

by Dorian Black June 25, 2005

Sideways

Someone who is very drunk is said to be sideways

You'd be fine if you hadn't gotten so sideways last night.

by Dorian Black February 27, 2005

New Spin

Another term for new album. Can also be shortened to just 'spin'.

Hey, have you checked out *INSERT BAND HERE*'s new spin?

by Dorian Black July 5, 2005

Kidding on the Square

A Frankenism, meaning joking, but really meaning it.

Nick: Hey, Frank, how's the wife treatin' ya?
Frank: Fuck you, Nick.
Nick: Kidding on the square, Frank!

by Dorian Black June 8, 2005

Breeders

Derrogatory term used frequently in the GBLTQ community to describe Heterosexuals (Someone who fornicates the opposite sex)
The equivalent of "Faggot"

1. Jimmy, shut the fuck up you stupid breeder.
2. Mel, look at those breeders over there. They make me sick.

by Dorian Black May 14, 2005

Fucking thing

A term used for something that is being completely and totally useless.

i.e. a car, a slow internet connection, a crappy computer

Sorry, I had to restart. My computer was being a fucking thing.

by Dorian Black July 21, 2005