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fuckin' retard 

Definition 1: You.
Definition 2: Someone who is mentally ill and is also fuckin'.
Definition 3: Yo mamma last night.
fuckin' retard by Max Nadler June 16, 2008

Fuckin' Retard 

Wow Niks is such a fuckin' retard
Fuckin' Retard by Bruh300000 April 1, 2020

Infinite fuckin retard 

Get out from under that falling steel beam before you arrive at your final destination, you infinite fuckin retard!

Deadbeat Fuckin' Retard 

A guy who doesn't work, doesn't support his children or pay his bills and is a total mental case.
Some deadbeat fuckin' retard just got a ticket and isn't able to afford it, HAHAHAHAHA!!!

You fucking retard 

Something used to describe how fucking retarded someone actually is.
Jimmy: I just found 2 diamonds and made a hoe with them!
Bob: You fucking retard.

Fat Fucking Retard

What you call an obese nigga when he's being, well, a fat fucking retard. He don't know shit.
Ethan: Ay yo fuck math amirite?
Josh: Nigga stop being a fat fucking retard
Fat Fucking Retard by saintstax March 1, 2019
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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