fuckfruit

noun
1. Any of various types of individuals who are beyond contempt and very much deserve to have their limp, lifeless bodies thrown in the garbage.
2. The edible part of a plant, usually sweet to the taste, used by some people as sexual toys.

After he was done with the cantaloupe, he threw it onto the large pile of used fuckfruit.

Holy shit, he sure is a dried up piece of fuckfruit, isn't he?

fuckfruit by firegod001 August 8, 2016

Fuckruptcy 

A situation in which someone has taken out a loan on fucks and then defaulted, because they've given too many fucks to ever repay.

"Dude. my girl just dumped me AGAIN and I--"

"Profoundest apologies, my friend, but I fear I am unable to give a fuck about your tale of woe: you see, I've had to declare fuckruptcy in the wake of giving too many fucks about your shit last week."

Fuckruptcy by Mollena May 23, 2013

Fuckrupt 

The state of being completley unable to give a fuck.
Usually used when the person has been in fuckdefecit for some time, has defaulted of thier fuckmortgage and has no fucks left to give.

'You want what? Sorry pal, no can do, I'm completley fuckrupt. I do have plenty of I dont care about your shit, fella, leave me the hell alone, though. Would you like to sample some?'

'Hey Dick, could you ask Frenulum down in H.R to hurry up and file that t32b for the Johnson report lickety-split?'
'No can do boss, I'm pretty sure he's fuckrupt today, and my fucksilo is looking alarmingly empty too. I'm running out of fuck-grain to feed my fuck-chickens, and hungry fuck-chickens don't lay fuck-eggs, now do they? What I'm saying is, how about you do it your goddamn self, cheif.

Fuckrupt by Artemis Depthcharge October 19, 2010

Fuckrupt 

The state of being completley unable to give a fuck.
Usually used when the person has been in fuckdefecit for some time, has defaulted of thier fuckmortgage and has no fucks left to give.

'You want what? Sorry pal, no can do, I'm completley fuckrupt. I do have plenty of I dont care about your shit, fella, leave me the hell alone, though. Would you like to sample some?'

'Hey Dick, could you ask Frenulum down in H.R to hurry up and file that t32b for the Johnson report lickety-split?'
'No can do boss, I'm pretty sure he's fuckrupt today, and my fucksilo is looking alarmingly empty too. I'm running out of fuck-grain to feed my fuck-chickens, and hungry fuck-chickens don't lay fuck-eggs, now do they? What I'm saying is, how about you do it your goddamn self, cheif.

Fuckrupt by Artemis Depthcharge October 21, 2010

Fuckruptcy 

The act of giving so few fucks that, in time, you will be in give-a-fuck debt and unable to pay back all of that debt. Declaring fuckruptcy is a good way to elminate your give-a-fuck debt and start over

Jangles gave so few fucks over the course of his career that after five years he had to declare fuckruptcy. Last I heard he still didn't give a fuck.

Fuckruptcy by Mr_BoJangles March 23, 2013

fuckfriend 

(short "FF")

A person with who you have a strictly sexuall relationchip. Can sometimes also be a "regular" friend.

Almost the same as friends with benefits, but a FF doesn't have to be your friend in any other way than in the bed.

Ex:es often ends up as FuckFriends.

- So, do are you and Vic still going out? She's hot!
- Nah... But I still see her, thogh.
- Huh? How come?
- Well, you don't have to date to have fun...
- So she's your fuckfriend? Aw! That's soo cool, man!

fuckfriend by Corundum January 3, 2009

fuckfriend 

a) an fwb, but without the frienship

b) an offensive synonym for a friends with benefits

a specific prostitute that you pay for over and over again would probably qualify as a friend with benefits, but without the actual friendship, under definition a) of fuckfriend as stated above

fuckfriend by Uncle Dimma October 23, 2013