by rapsux February 19, 2005
Pretty good Cubs pitcher who has 300+ wins with the Cubs (2 stints) and Braves in his career. Known for having shitty ass "personal" catchers such as Paul Bako and Henry Blanco.
by rapsux February 18, 2005
Annoying bitch who stays at home to clean. She picks up here kids at school every day to lug them of to some kind of sports practice. She uses the v-chip,ESRB, and movie ratings as a tool to make sure her kids don't hear any "language" or see any violence. Internet is a "no-no" other than going on kiddie learning games websites for 30 minutes a day. If someone says "an inappropriate word" near her kids while she is with them, she will quickly cover their ears. She usually drives an SUV with a bumper sticker like "My Child is an Honor Student at ________ Elementary School", but no one cares if your little bitch of a child is an honor student. She only let's her kids listen to Oldies music or Christian "Family" Music. She makes sure to drive real slow as she wants to protect her precious angels who still sit in a carseat at age 9. bHer husband is usually a doctor, realtor, or some other money-making job.
by rapsux March 16, 2005
(Used to be) a terrible relief pitcher for the Cubs now a terrible pitcher with the Giants.!! He was just traded to the Giants.
Hoor-fucking-ay!!!
His many nicknames in Chicago were: LaSucky, LaBlow, LaTwat, and LaTrocious.
Hoor-fucking-ay!!!
His many nicknames in Chicago were: LaSucky, LaBlow, LaTwat, and LaTrocious.
LaTroy Hawkins blew in Chicago. Then Jim Hendry had the sense to trade that worthless bastard to San Fransisco for two of the best prospects in the Giants system.
by rapsux May 29, 2005
by rapsux March 14, 2005
Cardinals Fans: Let's go out and watch de, Cardinalz play and then hold our anti price is right rally!
by rapsux March 16, 2005
A TV announcer for the Atlanta Braves. Used to be the play-by-play announcer for the Chicago Cubs, and sucked at it. He used the words a "whale" of a play and so forth. His jokes were unfunny. (See example). Him and analyst Steve Stone are now replaced by the even more unfunny, Dusty Baker ass-kissers Len Kasper, and Bob Brenly. Chip also seemed to love Craig Biggio, A LOT.
When the Cubs were playing the Anaheim Angels, there were a lot of bees by the camera well at Anaheim Stadium, so Chip said "They must of ate lunch at 'Arbees'.}" It was extremely unfunny and the only funny part was that Steve stone was speechless for like 2 minutes afterwards. That's how bad the joke was.
Chip: And what a whale of a play by the definite future hall of famer, Craig Biggio! I love you Beege!
Chip: And what a whale of a play by the definite future hall of famer, Craig Biggio! I love you Beege!
by rapsux May 07, 2005