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LaTroy Hawkins

(Used to be) a terrible relief pitcher for the Cubs now a terrible pitcher with the Giants.!! He was just traded to the Giants.
Hoor-fucking-ay!!!

His many nicknames in Chicago were: LaSucky, LaBlow, LaTwat, and LaTrocious.

LaTroy Hawkins blew in Chicago. Then Jim Hendry had the sense to trade that worthless bastard to San Fransisco for two of the best prospects in the Giants system.

by rapsux June 2, 2005

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wal-mart family

1.A large family that appears on wal-mart commercials. Must meet one of the following.

-Stay at home mom

-No less than 3 kids

-Mother has a southern accent.

-Mother drives a minivan.

-Shops at Wal-Mart. Duh.....

2. Can be applied to a family that has at least two of the above.

Dude, look at that wal-mart family, the mom has, like, 6 kids.

by rapsux May 5, 2005

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Venice

A town in West Central Florida. It is a very artsy town, with lots of old retired people living in it. The retirees think they've lived here all their life, so they think they have to complain to the city council when a bulding is too high, or some "young folks" are out skateboarding. They generally drive like shit and think they have the rights to everything, whether it be a good parking spot at Publix or right of way on the roads. Venice has a small airport also.

The old people complained to the city council that the proposed 2 story building was two and a half inches above the height maximum.

by rapsux May 6, 2005

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fucktwat

A really douchey, asswipish person who is really dumb, and really arrogant at the same time. A big, annoying twat.

Barry Bonds is a fucktwat.

by rapsux May 6, 2005

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Chip Caray

A TV announcer for the Atlanta Braves. Used to be the play-by-play announcer for the Chicago Cubs, and sucked at it. He used the words a "whale" of a play and so forth. His jokes were unfunny. (See example). Him and analyst Steve Stone are now replaced by the even more unfunny, Dusty Baker ass-kissers Len Kasper, and Bob Brenly. Chip also seemed to love Craig Biggio, A LOT.

When the Cubs were playing the Anaheim Angels, there were a lot of bees by the camera well at Anaheim Stadium, so Chip said "They must of ate lunch at 'Arbees'.}" It was extremely unfunny and the only funny part was that Steve stone was speechless for like 2 minutes afterwards. That's how bad the joke was.

Chip: And what a whale of a play by the definite future hall of famer, Craig Biggio! I love you Beege!

by rapsux May 7, 2005

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