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Annoying bitch who stays at home to clean. She picks up here kids at school every day to lug them of to some kind of sports practice. She uses the v-chip,ESRB, and movie ratings as a tool to make sure her kids don't hear any "language" or see any violence. Internet is a "no-no" other than going on kiddie learning games websites for 30 minutes a day. If someone says "an inappropriate word" near her kids while she is with them, she will quickly cover their ears. She usually drives an SUV with a bumper sticker like "My Child is an Honor Student at ________ Elementary School", but no one cares if your little bitch of a child is an honor student. She only let's her kids listen to Oldies music or Christian "Family" Music. She makes sure to drive real slow as she wants to protect her precious angels who still sit in a carseat at age 9. bHer husband is usually a doctor, realtor, or some other money-making job.
Soccer Moms need to seriously tone down the "family" thing.
by rapsux March 16, 2005

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The best gameshow on the planet. Consists of many different pricing games, such as plinko, and cliff hangers. The host is Bob Barker one of the oldest (but best), game show hosts on telvision.
the price is right airs on CBS.
by rapsux March 05, 2005

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A very addicting snack. Made of baked ritz crackers and come in a variety of flavors.
I had to go to rehab for my Ritz Chips addiction.
by rapsux February 28, 2005

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A coastal town in Florida. Lots of Rich and/or old people live there. Home of the Carlie Brucia kidnapping. Also home of the Ringling's home, Ringling art museum, Booker Elementary (The school where George W. Bush was at during 9/11),Cincinatti Reds spring training, and the former home of the ringling circus. Sarasota also has an international airport, and a pretty low crime rate. Overall a pretty nice place to live.
Sarasota is generally a nice place to live, except for the old people and snowbirds.
by rapsux February 26, 2005

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A really douchey, asswipish person who is really dumb, and really arrogant at the same time. A big, annoying twat.
Barry Bonds is a fucktwat.
by rapsux May 06, 2005

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The best gameshow EVER!
Everyone except complete idiots love the price is right!
by rapsux March 15, 2005

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A old song remixed in the 80's. A pretty good song.
"Now, if you're blue
And you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where fashion sits
Puttin' on the ritz."
by rapsux February 28, 2005

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