peter jennings

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A Canadian liberal assbag who makes his journalism look objective but always puts a nice liberal twist to it.
"The most trusted name in news".......yeah right!
by rapsux February 23, 2005
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Cardinals Fans

Cardinals Fans: Let's go out and watch de, Cardinalz play and then hold our anti price is right rally!
by rapsux March 15, 2005
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plinko

Larry won $11,500 on plinko yesterday!
by rapsux February 15, 2005
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wal-mart family

1.A large family that appears on wal-mart commercials. Must meet one of the following.


-Stay at home mom

-No less than 3 kids

-Mother has a southern accent.

-Mother drives a minivan.

-Shops at Wal-Mart. Duh.....

2. Can be applied to a family that has at least two of the above.
Dude, look at that wal-mart family, the mom has, like, 6 kids.
by rapsux May 05, 2005
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Chip Caray

A TV announcer for the Atlanta Braves. Used to be the play-by-play announcer for the Chicago Cubs, and sucked at it. He used the words a "whale" of a play and so forth. His jokes were unfunny. (See example). Him and analyst Steve Stone are now replaced by the even more unfunny, Dusty Baker ass-kissers Len Kasper, and Bob Brenly. Chip also seemed to love Craig Biggio, A LOT.
When the Cubs were playing the Anaheim Angels, there were a lot of bees by the camera well at Anaheim Stadium, so Chip said "They must of ate lunch at 'Arbees'.}" It was extremely unfunny and the only funny part was that Steve stone was speechless for like 2 minutes afterwards. That's how bad the joke was.

Chip: And what a whale of a play by the definite future hall of famer, Craig Biggio! I love you Beege!
by rapsux May 07, 2005
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shitty

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Paul Bako is pretty shitty today. No, wait ,he's always shitty.
by rapsux February 20, 2005
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Soccer Mom

Annoying bitch who stays at home to clean. She picks up here kids at school every day to lug them of to some kind of sports practice. She uses the v-chip,ESRB, and movie ratings as a tool to make sure her kids don't hear any "language" or see any violence. Internet is a "no-no" other than going on kiddie learning games websites for 30 minutes a day. If someone says "an inappropriate word" near her kids while she is with them, she will quickly cover their ears. She usually drives an SUV with a bumper sticker like "My Child is an Honor Student at ________ Elementary School", but no one cares if your little bitch of a child is an honor student. She only let's her kids listen to Oldies music or Christian "Family" Music. She makes sure to drive real slow as she wants to protect her precious angels who still sit in a carseat at age 9. bHer husband is usually a doctor, realtor, or some other money-making job.
Soccer Moms need to seriously tone down the "family" thing.
by rapsux March 16, 2005
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