"Tom did you see that thing with Piers Morgan last night?"
"Nope, I can't watch anything with that fucktwat without wanting to kill something"
"Nope, I can't watch anything with that fucktwat without wanting to kill something"
by Jock Waffle September 04, 2017

by iublondie25 June 13, 2011

by Tweetybird12345 October 21, 2015

A really douchey, asswipish person who is really dumb, and really arrogant at the same time. A big, annoying twat.
Barry Bonds is a fucktwat.
by rapsux May 06, 2005

One who is extremely arrogant while also extremely retarded at the same time. Can also be used as a derogatory term to describe people you simply don't like.
by Carl123456 September 05, 2008

by the gun show October 08, 2005

Someone who is real full of themself, but is a huge fucking loser at the same time. Everyone hates this person, but this person does not know it.
by M.L.B. October 07, 2007
