fuck-you friday

A Friday on which you refuse all requests and deny all favors, instead cursing out the person who is asking.

You: Hey self, it's another Fuck-You Friday.

Jim: (enters) Can you help me with this report?

You: Not today pal. Fuck you.

fuck-you friday by rushoffailure December 11, 2008

Word of the Day on August 16, 2019

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Fuck you Friday

Term derived by railroad workers for working extra late on Fridays. Especially on Fridays leading into a three day weekend, hunting season or anytime you have plans. Can be used though for any job where something goes wrong and your stuck at the office late on a Friday.

Ah hell! A machine broke down! Looks like a fuck you Friday!

The boss wants all these reports done before I can leave and it's almost lunch on a Friday? Talk about a fuck you Friday!

Fuck you Friday by Mtcowboy406 October 22, 2013

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Fuck you Friday

1. A Friday on the verge of a stellar weekend ruined by an unfortunate event.

2. The best damn rock band founded by a Renson.

Your boss throws you a last minute project that needs to be completed before Monday. (Usually salvaging their own weekend at the expense of yours!)

The Stock Market makes an unexpected jump or plunge on what should be a relatively quiet day and you miss the action!

The Weather (Especially if you live in the North East...never fails)

You name it...if it's the end of the week and a kick to the balls....it's a
Fuck You Friday!

Fuck you Friday by Duke Shivance Shivance June 13, 2008

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fuck you Friday

A term often used in the business world of sending a legal letter or serving legal documents on a Friday, therefore ruining the receiving parties weekend and giving them 2 days to think.

Hi Mike, sent that supplier a nice Fuck You Friday today, happy weekend fuckers.

fuck you Friday by thestig86 October 8, 2021

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Fuck You Friday

The day after "Throwback Thursday," in which you don't care about people's posts on social media because you are sick of seeing pictures of douchebags from years previous.

The end of the week, and you are already mentally checked out of anything remotely having to do with work.

"I am sick of this TBT shit. I am ready to post a Fuck You Friday status telling people where they can go."

"Amy wanted me file those reports. I did right in the garbage can because it is Fuck You Friday!"

Fuck You Friday by The DGNR8's Domain July 24, 2014

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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