Cock in the custard

Dave's trying to recover his losses so he's putting his cock in the custard.
by thestig86 November 12, 2012
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fuck you Friday

A term often used in the business world of sending a legal letter or serving legal documents on a Friday, therefore ruining the receiving parties weekend and giving them 2 days to think.
Hi Mike, sent that supplier a nice Fuck You Friday today, happy weekend fuckers.
by thestig86 October 08, 2021
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Twat

A worker who in the post pandemic environment decides to work only Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. Therefore enjoying a 4 day effective weekend.
Have you seen Karen today? No she's a Twat. Only in Tuesday, Wednesday And Thursday.
by thestig86 October 08, 2021
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