thestig86's definitions

Twat

A worker who in the post pandemic environment decides to work only Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. Therefore enjoying a 4 day effective weekend.

Have you seen Karen today? No she's a Twat. Only in Tuesday, Wednesday And Thursday.

by thestig86 October 8, 2021

fuck you Friday

A term often used in the business world of sending a legal letter or serving legal documents on a Friday, therefore ruining the receiving parties weekend and giving them 2 days to think.

Hi Mike, sent that supplier a nice Fuck You Friday today, happy weekend fuckers.

by thestig86 October 8, 2021

Cock in the custard

Placing a risky trade on the stock market

Dave's trying to recover his losses so he's putting his cock in the custard.

by thestig86 November 12, 2012