fuck-pouch 

A person, thing, or situation that qualifys for fuck bag status, but on a smaller scale.

"Dude, larry is such a fuckbag!"
"He just said your girlfriend had a huge butt, I'd say he's just a fuck-pouch."

fuck-pouch by J.C.S May 13, 2008

fuck pouch 

Originated by a local legend, it is a euphemism for the female genitalia.

Oh yeah, boys! Fuck pouch! Sooo tight!

fuck pouch by Lord of the Pouch October 9, 2004

fuck pouch 

The sexy little pouch on a woman's stomach right below her belly button.

She's got a nice fuck pouch.

fuck pouch by You're Mom Goes To College October 24, 2009

fuck pouch 

FUPA "Fat Upper Pussy Area"

I digs the pitches with the fuck pouch bro

fuck pouch by TUMADRECHUPAVERGASENELINFIERNO June 15, 2011

poach fuck 

the ultimate cock block move. involves asking a person on a date while they are on a date with someone else. copulation not required but strongly reccommended.

We were best friends until I poach fucked his prom date. At least he got to take her home.

poach fuck by joeaveragenyc January 12, 2010

fuckpouch 

1. An orifice used for fucking.

2. A coward or pussy. A low level nobody.

1. Bend 'ova honey, I got somethin' for ya fuckpouch.

2. Hey come 'ere fuckpouch.

fuckpouch by chubby mumble October 23, 2008

fuckdouchery 

Someone who has immensely bad ideas, that they insist on implementing , which of course turns out to be a fucked up mess, then the person is in absolute denial of how fucked up it is, acts like a douche bag.

Obamacare is fuckdouchery at it's best.

fuckdouchery by Awgy July 9, 2017